Instructions for Baby




























16 comments:

Courtney said...

I can't believe they actually sent that to you or that anyone actually makes something like that. Pretty funny though!

annie and jared said...

these are pretty halarious- i especially enjoyed the "waking your baby" with the airhorn! so funny.

katie t said...

those are classic and actually pretty clever. when did he send you those?!?!

Marc, Michelle, Jackson, and Bennett said...

those are too funny! Marc and I are still laughing about some of them!

Jenni said...

So men with hairy chests can't feed babies??? haha, I loved these!

Cairen said...

That is so funny! The sad thing is that some of those things I have really seen parents do... like putting a t.v. by the babies crib to put them to bed, and tossing their children ten feet in the air! Pretty funny!

Lyssa said...

Ya I think that's probably the ironic thing about these. Some people sadly do this stuff! I mean, the Grocery shopping one, Emma gets smashed in with the groceries every time!

The Blaisdell Family said...

Too many funny ones to claim a favorite for me!! But yeah, I "learned" a lot!! I better print that off and put it next to my fridge (for those days I need a good laugh!!)

Jed and Rachel said...

Those are too funny. I thought they were very enlightening!

natalie said...

Okay the carseat one made me laugh out loud because when we were visiting my parents, Noel and I went downtown one day and when my dad picked us up from the metro he thought it would be nice to bring Bryn. Well, he had buckled her up ALL wrong. her HUGE coat was on and so the straps would hardly fit. The straps that were supposed to go over her shoulders were under her armpits, but she had a huge smile and was so happy to see us! :)

The Shirleys said...

I think my favorites are containing baby, shopping with baby and making baby smile. Although ALL of the instructions for baby are pretty good!

Jazmin said...

These are so funny!!! I'm still laughing as I type this! I have to say though, I'm guilty of the throwing baby in the air and cleaning the nose one! HAHA, SO FUNNY!

Lindsey Whiting said...

For sure the baby sitter one and I love the bonding one, it just cracked me up. I've seen this book before, but don't know where to get it. Do you know where?

Lyssa said...

I have no idea where my brother got these from. He just emailed me the pictures...but I would love to see more!

Jonny and Suzette Baird said...

Ohm....so hard to choose from! I must say that the one where they "instruct" you not to lift your baby by the head was very informative, ha ha where did you find those?
PS you have the best music, I like go to your blog and minimize it while I am working sometimes just to hear it, ha ha thanks!

Tilane said...

Thanks for sending me these! My family and friends are getting quite a kick out of it. Today I heard my husband hysterically laughing in the office. Apparently he finally looked at my blog and was really enjoying himself!

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